Am I a Terrorist? What am I supposed to do now?

[Tom Wright]

Well, it's official, because John Kerry and David Axelrod said so. Since I am a Tea Party member, ergo, I am a terrorist.

Well I don't know what I am supposed to do next, do I start a jihad, blow up myself, or beat my wife, and honor kill my daughter.

So many things I have to remember, geez I am so confused.

I got up this morning, had my coffee, went on the FCTP web site, wrote a blog, read my bible (not the Koran) what the devil kind of terrorist am I?

Is this what the everyday terrorist does?

Should I have my wife fitted for a Burka?

Do I need to go to WalMart and buy a prayer rug?

I am so confused, I know, I will call my Iman you know, Barak Hussain Obama.

Well I guess I am not a very good terrorist.

I flunked bomb making in Pre-K.

All my friends are "Radical Right Wing Activist"

Yet another example of how a Citizen Activist thinks.

Love to all.

Tom Wright