A NEW game sweeping the country: WHO Said It?

[JL Gawlik]

It's time for the new game that's sweeping the country – Who Said It?

The rules are simple. I will give you a quote and you have to guess which

American politician said it. Your three choices are:

President Barack Obama,

Former Vice President Dan Quayle or

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.


Here we go!

1) “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel ’s.”

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


2) “I’ve now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.”

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


3) “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen
heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today.”;

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


4) “What they’ll say is, ‘Well it costs too much money,’ but you know what?
It would cost, about… It it it would cost about the same as what we would
spend… It… Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us…
(nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We’re going to… It… It would cost us about
the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can’t hear myself.
But I’m glad you’re fired up, though. I’m glad.”;

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


5) “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and
inefficiencies to our health care system.”;

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


6) “I bowled a 129. It’s like – it was like the Special Olympics, or
something.”;

A. Barack Obama
B.. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


7) “Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution,
few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court
justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often
serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged
with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20
centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time.”;

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


 “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the
emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a
hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them
treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or
inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 48
hours.”;

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


9) “It was … interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not
that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of I don’t know
what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing…”;

A.. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


10) “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future.”;

A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin


I’m sorry. This was a trick quiz. All of the correct answers are the same
person. Each of these quotes are from President Barack Obama.
And now you know why he brings his teleprompter with him everywhere he
goes…..even when talking to a 6th grade class!!!

By the way, how many of these quotes and misquotes did you read about or
hear from the mainstream media? Do you think they might have given more
coverage to these statements had they been made by Dan Quayle or Sarah
Palin?

Had Vice President Quayle or Governor Palin made any one of the above
statements the media would have immediately covered the event with a
breaking news story to once again let us know just how dumb they are.
I guess we’re lucky that the media in this country doesn’t play favorites,
right? Yeah, right...

The mysterious reason for the teleprompter is finally resolved... don't vote for candidates that must use them for obvious reasons!